Greens Blog

Saturday, June 9, 2007

I am Green so Fucking What...

The westerner said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." I turned around and stood up. I then said, "Listen, you son of a bitch.....When I was born, I was GREEN. When I grew up I was GREEN. When I'm sick, I'm GREEN. When I go in the sun, I'm GREEN. When I'm cold, I'm GREEN. When I die, I'll be GREEN.

But you son of a bitch.....When you're born, you're PINK. When you grow up, you're RED. When you're sick, you're WHITE. When you go in the sun, you turn ORANGE. When you're cold, you turn BLUE. And when you die, you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? You MOTHER-FUCKING son of a bitch!!!"

7 comments:

Subtle Hues said...

lol. nice one though I've heard it. Worth a laugh :)

iecco said...

lolzz that was funny

Anonymous said...

have heard it before ...
but yeah ... a referesher was good ...
hehe :P

Anonymous said...

this aint funny... heeheee lolz

X said...

whoa! nice work dude

Anonymous said...

hehe, cool...

schmartypants said...

hehe, tats funny.. brought the joke to ur perspective huh.. nice